Spencer Pratt goes off on Audrina Patridge and wants to change his name to King

Spencer's idiotic ramblings of the day:

From US weekly
The Hills star, 25, tells Usmagazine.com that he is changing his name ... to "King Spencer Pratt."
"I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America," he tells Us. "I nominate myself for that role."
Pratt thinks his wife Heidi Montag deserves a royal title, too.
In a recent interview with The Hills: The After Show, he called her "the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson," who was famously known as the King of Pop.
"Michael Jackson's in heaven," he said. "The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit."

From mtv.com
If anyone thought Spencer Pratt was going to let Audrina Patridge say his wife, Heidi Montag, wasn't serious about her music career and get away with it, they'd better think again. Pratt is firing back at his "Hills" co-star, saying he thinks Patridge is actually mad at new castmember Kristin Cavallari and not Heidi.
"I'm praying for Audrina, because I know what she's going through this season of 'The Hills,' " he told MTV News in a statement. "She is an emotional wreck from watching Kristin Cavallari and Justin Bobby fall in love on this new season."
While Cavallari said she was "really impressed" by Heidi's performance at the Miss Universe pageant, Audrina had a less sparkling critique of it. "I feel like Heidi, you know, she's doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform," she said. "I just don't think she's taking it that serious, and that's what's kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there."
Spencer said Patridge is just trying to get back at Cavallari by slamming Heidi and her pop-star aspirations. "Since Kristin was quoted first saying how great Heidi performed her hit song 'Body Language' in front of a billion eyes and how hard it looked like she worked to prepare for it ... heartbroken Audrina does not want to agree with anything Cavallari, who swooped Justin Bobby, has said," Pratt claimed